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Luxury Cardboard Estate

Home of the broke bird.

Property ID BB-0001 Agent Broke Bird & Sons Offers over $1.38 Robinhood Chain Viewings by appointment (bring bread)
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Broke Bird sitting outside his cardboard home
Property Particulars

Current living conditions

Property ID BB-0001 · Survey № 002Making Moves
Home
Luxury Cardboard Estate
Condition
Raped
Heating
Bull Market Memories
Internet
Neighbours'
Neighbours
Down Bad
Valuation
$1.38
Assets
Fucking None
Liquidity
Please Wait…
Mental Health
In the Dirt
Floor Plan · Ground Floor (Only Floor)Energy Rating: F (Faith)
SHITTER GOON ROOM KITCHEN DUNGEON PANIC ROOM (same room) 2 BOXES 1.5 BOXES N
Land Registry: Verbal · Planning Permission: Assumed · Measurements taken by wing
Photography

Property Inspection

Close-up of the cardboard house, UPGRADING sign on the roof
I  Principal Elevation
Built on strong fundamentals.
Broke Bird sitting proudly outside his home
II  Current Resident
Diamond hand since birth.
Shopping trolley with Hopium bottle, magazines, toilet roll
III  Weekly Grocery Haul
Diverse portfolio.
Dramatic close-up of a single coin on the dirt
IV  Life Savings
Treasury reserve.
Cardboard desk with laptop showing a red chart, ramen pot and Diamond Hands mug
V  Dungeon
Exit liquidity command centre.

Luxury living awaits.

Terms and conditions may vary dramatically.

ETH buyers preferred · No refunds • No complaints • Just vibes